Sexy Shayari




Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe
Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.
Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”
Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he?Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .



Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove


Freind: Aaj Main ne teri b.v Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga. 1st: Abey Main Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi


Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray.


1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.


Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Han kitchen se roz bangan gaajar muli ghaib ho rhy hn Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay





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    1. Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,

      Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.

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  2. kya shayari bole ho lekin tm dikhne se nahi lagte ho mehnat kerne wale

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  3. Ha yaar bilkul sahi bole mahant karte h to pta chalta h

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